[Tfug] When RTFM is not enough

[Chris Hilton]

> Much like in fairy tales when a knight unwittingly walks up a dragon's
> tail thinking it to be a hill, your frame of reference is off
> significantly. I will have you know that my penis is so enormous that

Oh.  So its a fairy tale of imense scale.  Hmmm.

---<lots of contradictory allitterations deleted, said alliterations
here-after known as The Penis Proclamation>---

> Anyway, back to Linux..

Ok.  Google runs on Linux.  And Google scales pretty well, enough to include
 all the poor subjects of The Penis Proclamation and many that are
significantly larger.

A search on "bowie's penis" using Google turns up several references to a
guy named David, but alas, not a whit about your imaginary member.

>> I also tried Caligula, Draco and a few other likely surnames.
>
> Did you try Mephistopheles, Satan, or Lucifer?

Yes, and every other nickname the Penthouse forum database came up with.

-C-