[Tfug] When RTFM is not enough

[Chris Hilton]

On Mon, 08 Jul 2002 19:57:26 -0700
"Bowie J. Poag" <bpoag@comcast.net> wrote this and some other stuff:

> And for the record, I have a remarkably large penis. 
> 
> Cheers,
> Bowie

Well then why don't these work?

bash-2.05$ find / -iname bowie\'s\ penis
bash-2.05$

bash-2.05$ updatedb
bash-2.05$ locate -i bowie\'s\ penis
bash-2.05$

I also tried Caligula, Draco and a few other likely surnames.  Nada. 
Bubkiss.  It appears you don't have a penis at all, let alone a
remarkably large one.

Heh.

-C-

Sorry Erich.  Boys just want to have fu-hun.