[Tfug] Slightly OT but also funny as hell.
erich
erich1 at copper.net
Sun Jun 13 10:27:08 MST 2010
Hmmm,
Seems that the "bugs" don't actually cause the computer
to fail
Rather, they cause the computer user to freak out. Two solutions:
a) Suggest training sessions to desensitize user to fear
of bugs.
b) Examine ecological imbalance in user's living quarters
to remedy the source of the bugs.
Cheers,
Erich
Jim March wrote:
> On Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 5:57 AM, Zack Williams <zdwzdw at gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>> My first thought was "unplug, pull the battery, hold it over an empty
>>> sink and drown it with half a bottle or so of rubbing alcohol poured
>>> everywhere, then let dry". But I figured I'd better do a sanity check
>>> on that concept.
>>>
>> That would leave dead bug carcasses in the machine, which sounds
>> unpleasant/bad for airflow. I also am not a fan of pouring anything,
>> especially something that is a decent solvent, into a computer...
>>
>
> Yeah...well I didn't mention it, but the bugs involved are TINY...some
> kind of little red suckers...so...carcasses inside is less of an
> issue...?
>
>
>> I'd pull the thing apart to the extent that you are able and blow it
>> out with compressed air. So as not to wreck fan bearings/fan power
>> headers, before doing this jam the fans with a spudger/toothpick/etc.
>>
>
> Well...ghaaa, I'd rather not drive all the way across town for this
> idiotic situation.
>
> (Scratches head...)
>
> I'm also concerned that there may be eggs left behind?
>
> Jim
>
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