[Tfug] Wonderfully long email signatures!!!

[George Cohn]

Glen Pfeiffer wrote:
> Check out this wonderful signature I received from 
> someone...let's call him/her Pat, and the company the ACME 
> Corporation.
> 
>> Thanks,
>>  
>> Pat
>>  
>> Pat Jones
>> ACME Corporation
>> "Lame tag line here."

Here's one I find amusing from a friend on a British car list:

WARNING: this e-mail probably contains rude and offensive language and 
is intended for people with a sense of humour. If you have had yours 
surgically removed, or are of a sensitive disposition, please delete 
this e-mail immediately. If you take offence, sit on it.

George Cohn