[Tfug] The Religion of Distos

[Joe Blais]

> distros.  I dutifully transcribed the Holy Words onto two cocktail
> napkins (yes, I too recognize the allusion to the two holy tablets of
> Moses) but, in what must be a divine miracle, the Holy cocktail
> napkins disappeared during the drive from Buddy's Grill and my office
> on the UofA campus.
>


The original stone tablets that God created, were likewise destroyed and had
to be re-written from memory!
This is a true revelation!


Joe