[Tfug] [DOG] Engineers' Dogs

[Bowie J. Poag]

Then, the IBM enginner arrived with his dog, named Ganesh. Ganesh had an 
impressive pedigree, but couldn't understand most of his master's 
commands.. Worse, the ones that he DID understand were tricks most other 
dogs can do anyway. However, Ganesh did have one trick, and knew how to 
do that one trick really, really well. 

"Alright, guys... Watch this! It took us millions of dollars and the 
better part of a decade to teach him this trick!" the IBM engineer boasted..

"Heh, okay, lets see it.", chuckled the Boeing engineer..
"This aughtta be good.." the Honeywell engineer quipped.
"Here goes..!" said the IBM engineer, reaching inside his coat pocket, 
and emerging with a company checkbook.

To everyone's amazement, the IBM engineer proceeded to write a company 
check to his dog for $40,000.

In one fluid motion, Ganesh promptly took the check with his paw, turned 
around, lowered his rear end, and took a dump on his master's shoe. To 
the other engineers horror, Ganesh then spoke, in heavilly-accented 
broken English:

"For another $40,000, i'll clean it up."

"ISN'T THAT GREAT!?!?" the IBM engineer added.

Cheers,
Bowie
(and yeah, I wrote that.)






Felix Tilley wrote:
> Engineers from Boeing, Honeywell and Raytheon got together with their dogs.
>
> The Boeing engineer's dog was named Lysistrata.  The Boeing engineer 
> said, show what you can do.  Lysistrata baked some cookies and put them 
> on a tray.  Everyone agreed this was very good.
>
> The Honeywell engineer had a dog named Portia.  The Honeywell engineer 
> told Portia to do her stuff.  Portia poured some milk into a glass.  
> Everyone agreed this was a real good trick.
>
> Then they turned to the Raytheon engineer.  What does your dog do?  The 
> Raytheon engineer's dog was named Coffeebreak.  The Raytheon engineer 
> told Coffeebreak to do his stuff.
>
> Coffeebreak ate the cookies, drank the milk, then screwed the other two 
> dogs, then claimed he had injured his back while sodoing, and went home 
> on disability.
>
>
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