[Tfug] [DOG] Engineers' Dogs

[Felix Tilley]

Engineers from Boeing, Honeywell and Raytheon got together with their dogs.

The Boeing engineer's dog was named Lysistrata.  The Boeing engineer 
said, show what you can do.  Lysistrata baked some cookies and put them 
on a tray.  Everyone agreed this was very good.

The Honeywell engineer had a dog named Portia.  The Honeywell engineer 
told Portia to do her stuff.  Portia poured some milk into a glass.  
Everyone agreed this was a real good trick.

Then they turned to the Raytheon engineer.  What does your dog do?  The 
Raytheon engineer's dog was named Coffeebreak.  The Raytheon engineer 
told Coffeebreak to do his stuff.

Coffeebreak ate the cookies, drank the milk, then screwed the other two 
dogs, then claimed he had injured his back while sodoing, and went home 
on disability.