[Tfug] Our website: Round three: A proposal: Monkeys.

[johngalt1]

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Subject: Re: [Tfug] Our website: Round three: A proposal: Monkeys.


>I don't know about the rest of you, but in this situation I think we would 
>benefit from having a squadron of monkeys who acted as our key 
>descision-makers---We could better leverage our synergy that way, and 
>really make this a team-building experience for everyone, including the 
>monkeys. Let's do it!
>
> It's been shown that lower primates DO have basic reasoning skills. This 
> fulfills the following task-resource requirements:
>
>  o  Reasoning
>  o  Must involve monkeys

Monkeys, a squadron of them... Excellent! Could you get monkeys that wear 
tinfoil hats, though?

Why not involve this lady who wears a Faraday Hood?

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>
> There are many other qualifying factors that would make this process 
> successful, which monkeys do indeed lack, but I prefer not to think of 
> these so much as limitations as they are opportunities for growth. To my 
> knowledge, an all-monkey workforce would allow us a huge financial 
> advantage in that they require no 401(k)/403(b) vestments and their 
> salaries need only to be paid in units of banana. I don't believe they're 
> capable of unionizing, which is also to our advantage, strategically. It's 
> a win-win situation.
>
> Someone needs to come up with a mission statement. I can't do everything, 
> people.
>
> Cheers,
> Bowie
>
>
> -------------- Original message ----------------------
> From: rubinson at u.arizona.edu (Claude Rubinson)
>> With all of this talk about the website, I decided to take a look at
>> it and there are two errors on the home page that really need to be
>> corrected.
>>
>> First, the notice that there's a PCC meeting on Sunday, May 7th is
>> from last year and should be removed to prevent confusion.  (May 7th
>> is a Monday this year.)
>>
>> Second, the TFUG Coffee Hour says that we meet at Bentley's, which we
>> no longer do.  That blurb should be changed to something along the
>> lines of:
>>
>>       TFUG Happy Hour
>>
>>       Meeting Times and Locations (this should link to
>>       http://www.u.arizona.edu/~rubinson/tfughh/ which is new symlink
>>       to the old ../tfugch/)
>>
>>       Informal meeting, no talks, no computers.  Food, beer, and
>>       fun. Held on the 1st and 3rd Thursday of every month. Just hang
>>       out and talk shop. More...
>>
>> Tyler or Jon - could one of you update this?
>>
>> Thanks so much!
>>
>> Claude
>>
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