[Tfug] Our website: Round three: A proposal: Monkeys.

[bpoag at comcast.net]

I don't know about the rest of you, but in this situation I think we would benefit from having a squadron of monkeys who acted as our key descision-makers---We could better leverage our synergy that way, and really make this a team-building experience for everyone, including the monkeys. Let's do it!

It's been shown that lower primates DO have basic reasoning skills. This fulfills the following task-resource requirements:

  o  Reasoning
  o  Must involve monkeys

There are many other qualifying factors that would make this process successful, which monkeys do indeed lack, but I prefer not to think of these so much as limitations as they are opportunities for growth. To my knowledge, an all-monkey workforce would allow us a huge financial advantage in that they require no 401(k)/403(b) vestments and their salaries need only to be paid in units of banana. I don't believe they're capable of unionizing, which is also to our advantage, strategically. It's a win-win situation.

Someone needs to come up with a mission statement. I can't do everything, people.

Cheers,
Bowie


 -------------- Original message ----------------------
From: rubinson at u.arizona.edu (Claude Rubinson)
> With all of this talk about the website, I decided to take a look at
> it and there are two errors on the home page that really need to be
> corrected.
> 
> First, the notice that there's a PCC meeting on Sunday, May 7th is
> from last year and should be removed to prevent confusion.  (May 7th
> is a Monday this year.)
> 
> Second, the TFUG Coffee Hour says that we meet at Bentley's, which we
> no longer do.  That blurb should be changed to something along the
> lines of:
> 
>       TFUG Happy Hour
> 
>       Meeting Times and Locations (this should link to
>       http://www.u.arizona.edu/~rubinson/tfughh/ which is new symlink
>       to the old ../tfugch/)
> 
>       Informal meeting, no talks, no computers.  Food, beer, and
>       fun. Held on the 1st and 3rd Thursday of every month. Just hang
>       out and talk shop. More...
> 
> Tyler or Jon - could one of you update this?
> 
> Thanks so much!
> 
> Claude
> 
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