[Tfug] Thank goodness for Bill Gates!

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Whether or not the angry wildcat is piloting the hovercraft matters far less
than the its crafty feral ways. A wildcat needs no hovercraft to be crazed,
setting off a storm of excitement, rather than letting sleeping dogs lie (and
lie, and lie, and lie). The hovercraft is only useful in destroying
infrastructure, about which any wildcat would care less. This cat is just
pissed.

As I sat in class tonight, supposedly learning, and attempting to take 
notes on
my Microsoft based laptop, I just got angrier and angrier at Bill 
Gates, not to
mention the people behind him. Not only does he enforce a monopoly at every
chance, buy politicians like all the major corporate elite, and quash
innovative ideas lest they compete, not only that but his programs just suck.
They are expensive, don't work right, are loaded with bugs, spyware, 
backdoors,
and they just suck.

I just wish everyone used a Unix based system so I could too. Yes, thank
goodness for Bill Gates, the man who most exemplifies this century of 
unchecked
competitive greed.



Quoting "Bowie J. Poag" <bpoag at comcast.net>:

> You know, i'm not sure. Feral or not, they're still a formidable threat.
>
> I would imagine that any bobcat behind the wheel/stick/yoke of a
> hovercraft is either angry, or frightened. The way I picture it, the
> "angry" version sort of knows in a weird non-human but feline way that
> what it's doing amounts to an act of agression, and as such, is capable
> of guiding or controlling the hovercraft albeit in a haphazard manner,
> guiding it toward it's target--my home.. You know, bouncing off of trees
> and stuff, hissing and meowing, but still capable of minimal control. In
> the other version, the bobcat is totally freaked out since it's totally
> out of it's element. To a bobcat, there's nothing natural about a
> neighborhood, or homes, a hovercraft, or controls..So, it's just
> flailing around on the controls, hissing, meowing, and randomly hitting
> things and turning in different directions..including toward my house,
> up onto my lawn and hitting my house.
>
> I think we have stumbled upon one of the most frightening "feral animal
> + special-purpose vehicle" scenarios we are likely to ever encounter.
> I've thought about it....Bear + Blimp, Walrus + Ornithopter, even Bruin
> + Space Shuttle.....but nothing terrifies me more than Bobcat +
> Hovercraft. Nothing.
>
> Have the FreeBSD folks ever had to deal with this scenario? :)
>
> Cheers,
> Bowie
>
>
>
>
> John Gruenenfelder wrote:
>
>> Are bobcats still considered feral when piloting hovercraft?  That 
>> would seem
>> to indicate a certain amount of domestication.  When you help them, that
>> doesn't involve vehicle training, right?
>>
>> (Not to belittle you very good point, it's just that, well, bobcats +
>> hovercraft = funny)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>
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