[Tfug] Thank goodness for Bill Gates!

[Bowie J. Poag]

But what about members of Al-Qaeda who use personal hovercraft with 
bobcats in them? Who will keep us safe from the bobcats inside Al-Qaeda 
hovercraft?

:)

(Long story, inside joke. My wife and I were reading the disclaimer on 
our home insurance a few years ago, where it had a section devoted to 
what happens if your home gets hit by a hovercraft, or if it's attacked 
by a bobcat.  Apparently, these things happened to their customers at 
some point, so the company added it to their list of not-liable-for's. 
We spent the better part of half an hour laughing our heads off at the 
idea of prank calling the company claiming that a hovercraft being 
piloted by a bobcat rammed into our house. Their heads would probably 
explode. :)  ...)


Cheers,
Bowie


JD Rogers wrote:

>BTW, I'm going to invent a product based on the Cholla and sell it to
>the military for use in keeping Al-Qaeda from mountain biking near our
>soldiers.
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>On 9/20/06, Chris Hill <ubergeek at ubergeek.tv> wrote:
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>>He secretly worked for Nasa....DUH!
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>>JD Rogers wrote:
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>>>On 9/20/06, Chris Hill <ubergeek at ubergeek.tv> wrote:
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>>>>Without space shuttles we wouldn't have velcro.
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>>>Really!? I thought it was some Swiss guy who came up with the idea in
>>>the 50's while pulling burrs out of his dog.
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>>>>Words to live by.
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