[Tfug] cell phones, bluetooth and airplanes (another question)

[t takahashi]

> Be glad M$ doesn't make airplanes.

http://linuxgazette.net/issue45/orr.html

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Windows Air

The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy
baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After
about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.

Windows NT Air

Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and
takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile
radius when it explodes.

Linux Air

Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start
their own airline. They build the planes, ticket
counters, and pave the runways themselves. They charge a small fee to
cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can
also download and print the ticket yourself. When you board the plane,
you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a
copy of the Seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat
is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on
time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You
try to tell customers of the other airlines about the
great trip, but all they can say is, "You had to do what with the seat?"

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