[Tfug] When RTFM is not enough

[Bowie J. Poag]

On Monday 08 July 2002 05:57 pm, Jon wrote:
> I'm just yanking your chain but I'm not any good at it =)
>
> Jon

It was pretty good, actually. :) I always write my flaming emails in such a 
way so as to allow no room for Bri to turn my words around and throw a clever 
insults at me. :)

For example, in my last mail... I limited my description of find's brute force 
method of parsing to the "magnifying glass" analogy. Had I gone further, and 
said "magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers", Bri would consider that free 
license to go to town with any number of vulgar retorts, particularly those 
that make incinuations about the size of my penis. :)

And for the record, I have a remarkably large penis. 

Cheers,
Bowie